Mike Huckabee: Get Your Indoctrination Here, Kids!

Erstwhile presidential candidate and theocrat Mike Huckabee’s launched a new program to teach American kids real history. You see, the problem with those Texas textbooks, is that while they teach history according to conservatives, it still involves reading. America must be dumbed down even further. To get an idea of how much Huckabee’s new pet project has to do with actual history, just look at the banner depicting three presidents, and see which president is featured more prominently than the two Founding Fathers, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin.

The site and program features several ‘cartoon’ videos which make Atlas Shrugged: The Movie look like Oscar-worthy material. Of course, the site only offers previews…you didn’t think a conservative figure was going to do something without bilking the rubes, did you? You can get your first film from only $9.95!

Here’s the first of several of these horrendous cartoons to indoctrinate educate your kids, called ‘The Reagan Revolution’. And of course, what’s a kids’ cartoon without bad guys? Step forward…a black guy demanding that people “gimme yo money”.

They can’t help themselves, can they?